colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

(via outraged)


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I did not intend to get this drunk

- Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

(via yourhomebro)


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allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(Source: lydiiasallison, via yourhomebro)


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suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

(via skippingafewbeats)


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lovetheinterweb:

youvebeen-loki-d:

youvebeen-loki-d:

what do you call it when batman skips church?

christian bale

did you just

(Source: thewintersoldiersbutt, via bagelbrother)


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The best revenge is not giving a shit.

-(via blissxtide)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via yourhomebro)


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Fashion! Put It All On Me ➝  Paolo Sebastian f/w 2014-15

(via pilliebiper)


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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image

(via skippingafewbeats)


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officialunitedstates:

why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

(via forging-neural-pathways)


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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: pahaari, via outraged)


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Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.


gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

(via sexuallthrill)


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starwatchinq:

if you bring posters to concerts please reconsider your life

(via outraged)


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(Source: sandandglass, via kindahorny)


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