How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

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I did not intend to get this drunk

- Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

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I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

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what do you call it when batman skips church?

christian bale

did you just

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The best revenge is not giving a shit.

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Fashion! Put It All On Me ➝  Paolo Sebastian f/w 2014-15

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When you fuck something up first thing in the morning


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why’d we have to color so much in school.  it didnt teach us anything.  is “staying in the lines” a subconscious metaphor for not revolting against the bourgeoisie

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ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.


I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

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if you bring posters to concerts please reconsider your life

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